英语笑话带翻译:现在的小孩子们就知道玩游戏

英语笑话带翻译 2018-11-12 16:29:43

My grandpa told me "All you kids do these days is play video games".
爷爷跟我说:“现在的小孩子们就知道玩游戏。”


"When I was your age", he continued, "my buddies and I went to Paris, We went to the Moulin Rouge and I fucked a dancer on stage, pissed on the bartender and didn't pay for my drinks all night!"
“我像你这么大的时候,” 他继续说,“我和朋友们去巴黎,去红磨坊玩,在舞台上操了一个舞蹈演员,对酒保吆五喝六,整晚都没付酒钱!”


The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the Moulin Rouge with his friends. He comes back only three days later covered in bruises, and with a broken arm.
孙子认为他的爷爷是对的。他和朋友们一起去巴黎和红磨坊。仅三天他就回来了,满身伤痕,胳膊骨折。


The grandfather asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
祖父问:“你这到底发生了什么事?”


The grandson says, "I did just like you did. I went to the Moulin Rouge; I tried to fuck a dancer on stage and piss on the bartender -- but they beat the fucking shit out of me and stole all the cash in my wallet!"
孙子说:“我做得和你一样。我去了红磨坊;我试图在舞台上骚扰一个舞蹈演员,对服务员蛮横无理——但是他们都把我打出屎来了,抢走了我钱包里所有的钱!


The grandfather says, "Well who the fuck did you go with boy?"
爷爷说:“好吧,你到底和谁一起去的?”


The grandson says through tears, "My friends from school, who did you go with?"
孙子含泪说:“学校的朋友,当时你和谁一起去的?”


The grandfather says, "Well... the Nazis"
爷爷说:“好吧…纳粹分子”


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