初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话

英语四级六级备考 2018-11-19 09:39:09



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考试不及格

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分?

Kid: Because of absence.

孩子:因为缺考。

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

妈妈:你的意思是考试那天你没去?

Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

孩子:不是,是坐在我旁边的孩子没来。

 半价票

1.A Half-price Ticket

半价票

"How much is the movie ticket?"

“电影票多少钱一张?”

"Ten dollars, kid."

“10美元,孩子。”

"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

“我只有5美元。请让我进去吧,我只用一中眼睛看。”



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