十条双语冷段子,绝对逗笑你

麦田英语 2018-11-27 21:41:36

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01

我去扎几个橘子,你就躺在此地,不要走动。

I'm going to get some tangerines. You lie here. Don't move.


02


这是一个倒过来的霉无疑了。

This is definitely an upside-down Taylor Swift.


03


A cockroach saw this scene in the last moment before it died.


04

才锻炼了5分钟就去照镜子。

Someone who just worked out for 5 minutes and is already checking himself out in the mirror.


05

读 [θ]

It pronounces as [θ]


06

早上又睡过头,第一节课无奈坐第一排吃粉笔灰的你。

You who got up late again and are currently sitting in the first row having a shower of chalk dust.


07

Wake up! QJD's men are coming!


08

下班时间的宜家工作人员 vs 前来蹭床的老大爷

An Ikea employee at the closing time vs. A grandpa who just arrived for a free bed.

09

My deskmate was about to ask the teacher a question. Thank god, I've stoped him.


10

Every class has someone who takes broadcast exercises really seriously.


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