英文小笑话

日常英语 2018-05-15 12:21:32

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow" .

老师:汤姆,你为什么每天上学迟到?

汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:“学校——慢行”。


A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", than the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" .

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士",男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟",最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟"。


Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.

When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”

“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”

妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。

汤米回来后,妈妈问他,“你买的是好用的火柴吗?”

“是的,妈妈。”汤米回答,“我把它们都试过了。”


Father: Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.

Susie: That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

父亲:哎呀,我刚才违规右转弯了。

苏西:没事,爸,跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。

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