少儿不宜的2个英文冷笑话,未满十八岁禁止点击

唯美英文 2018-03-23 11:56:16

很多人经常被鼓励说:英语差没关系,多说就好了。

  可有些人英语真的是差到可以了,

  如果硬要鼓励他们说,

  结果,就会出现下面这2个场景的对话

  真是,觉得可笑又可悲!

  一起来看看吧!

  

  Part 1.

  -Do you speak English?

  -Yes.

  -Name?

  -XXXXX

  -Sex?

  -2 or 3 times a week.

  -No,no. I mean male or female?

  -Yes, male, female, and somtimes camel.

  -Holy cow!

  -Yeah, cow,sheep, animals in general.

  -Oh dear!

  -No, deer runs too fast.

  (好污。。。)

  Part 2.

  Your brain has two parts:

  left & right.

  Your left brain has nothing right,

  your right brain has nothing left.

  (好损。。。)


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