愚人节经典英语小笑话

海铭教育 2018-06-16 14:04:20


1.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。

2.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

答:"what does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

3.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中

4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

答:are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)

答:weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

6.why are people tired on April fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)

7.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

8.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?

答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

9.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

答:when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

10.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。


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