英语小笑话:决斗

峨眉山市教育服务 2018-12-05 16:18:26

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。

It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”

"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”

"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”


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