英文的笑话我不懂

管Faner 2018-11-01 08:10:31

I think that I'm a chicken 

Psychiatrist:What's your problem? 

Patient:I think I'm a chicken

.Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on? 

Patient:Ever since I was an egg! 


精神病医师:你哪里不舒服? 

病人:我认为我是一只鸡. 

精神病医师:这种情况从什么时候开始的?

病人:从我还是一只蛋的时候开始.


The mean man's party 


The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said:

"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot." 

"Why use my elbow and foot?" 

"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?

吝啬鬼请客

一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了.他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:

“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃.门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开.” 

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”

 “你的双手得拿礼物啊.天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答.

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