老友记之Joey搬走了

初中英语组 2018-11-19 17:45:33

Joey接拍《我们的日子》后,事业渐渐有了起色,赚得也比以前多了,碰巧最近看中了一套大房子,便决定搬出去自己住。天下难有不散的筵席,昔日里一起无聊一起二的好基友也要分居了。 


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这是普通的不能再普通的一天了,ChandlerJoey在吃早餐

 

J: Man, this is weird. Have you ever realized Captain Crunchs eyebrows are actually on his hat?

C: Thats whats weird? Joey, the mans been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.

 

Joey突然觉得很奇怪,因为燕麦包装上脆脆上尉的眉毛居然长在帽子上。Chandler吐槽他,四十年来他的眉毛一直都这样,你现在才觉得奇怪吗?!

 


然而,接下来发生的一幕才真的让Chandler“无语凝噎”Joey用完勺子,舔了舔,又放回抽屉去了!

 

J: What?

C: The spoon! You licked and you put.

J: Yeah. So?

C: Dont you see how gross that is? Its like you using my toothbrush!

J: ...

C: You used my toothbrush?

J: That was only because I used the red one to unclog the drain.

C: Mine is the red one!

J:...

C: Oh, God! Can open. Worms everywhere!

 

Joey觉得没什么不妥,Chandler打比方说这就好像Joey在用自己的牙刷一样。这一问不要紧,Chandler才发现,Joey哪里是用了自己的牙刷呀,他是用自己的牙刷通了下水道!!!哈哈哈~估计Chandler很想把自己的肠子拽出来洗洗吧!

 

J: Hey, why cant we use the same toothbrush but we can use the same soap?

C: Because soap is soap. Its self-cleaning.

J: Alright. Well, the next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

 

说到牙刷,Joey表示很不服气,问为什么可以共用一块肥皂却不可以共用一个牙刷。Chandler试图解释肥皂可以自清洁,结果又被Joey气到无力反击。

 

我只想说,放弃吧Chandler,想跟Joey讲道理的人都是自寻死路。

 

后来有一天,JoeyChandler一起去朋友家玩儿,两个人都对朋友的家赞叹不已。

 

J: Can you believe this place?

C: I know. This is a great apartment.

J: I was just in the bathroom and there are mirrors on both sides of you. So when you are in there, its like you are peeing with the Rockettes.

C: Well, theres my fantasy come true. No, seriously!

 

The Rockettes是美国一个著名舞蹈女团,看看下面几张图,应该就明白Joey的话了。

 


Joey的朋友正好要搬家,便建议Joey搬进来。而Joey还真就跟着朋友看房子去了,留下Chandler一个人讲冷笑话,这让Chandler很生气。

 


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回到家,两个人还在为Joey对别人家大房子感兴趣的事情吵吵:

 

J: Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guys apartment.

C: Oh, please! I saw the way you were checking out his moldings. You want it.

J: Why would I want another apartment? I have already got an apartment that I love.

C: It wouldnt kill you to say it once in a while.

 

哎呀,每次看到两个人吵架,总感觉屏幕瞬间变粉红,好有爱!哇哈哈哈哈哈哈~

 

结果吵着吵着,Joey就认真起来了,说自己真的很想搬过去,觉得自己28岁了,好不容易攒够钱能自己住了,Chandler难以接受,但是气头上的两个人谁也不肯让步。

 

第二天,两个人互相道歉,Chandler还给Joey买了一次性塑料勺子。当听到Joey说这些勺子可以在新家用一阵子的时候,Chandler才知道Joey是真的要搬出去了。

 

J: These will go great in my new place till I get real ones.

C: What?

J: I cant use these forever. They are no friend of the environment.

C: No. I mean, whats this about your new place.

J: Im moving out like we talked about.

C: I didnt think that was serious. You know, I thought that was just a fight.

J: Well, it was a fight... based on serious stuff. Remember?

 

Joey希望Chandler不会太难过,Chandler逞强说自己根本不会难过,还说要用Joey的房间专门放foosball结果引发两人争夺foosball的拥有权。最终,两人同意比赛来决定foosball跟谁。

 

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一场比赛结束,Joey赢得了比赛,赢得了foosball,可看着Chandler黯然离去,Joey才发现即使赢了比赛也没什么好开心的:

 

Joey是一定要搬出去了,大伙儿来帮Joey搬家,都有些不舍。没心没肺的Ross还说大伙儿会经常过去的,结果一扭头看到失落的Chandler,赶紧改口。

 

J: You guys will still come visit me, right?

Ro: Oh, yeah! You got the big TV! Well be over there all the time... except when we are here.

P: I know you are just moving uptown, but I’’m really gonna miss you.

M: Yeah. How can you not be across the hall anymore?

Ra: Whos gonna eat all our food and tie up our phone lines...

 

东西都收好了,大部分东西都搬走了,Chandler问要不要帮忙把foosball搬下去,Joey说把foosball留给ChandlerJoey依依不舍地说不知道什么时候才能再见到ChandlerChandler告诉他今天晚上应该就能在楼下咖啡厅见到的吧。

 

Chandler正回头看着空荡荡的房间,不知道怎么适应,Joey突然开门进来,从背后抱住了Chandler!

 


这才对嘛!估计刚才Joey磨磨叽叽不肯走,心里就是想说“我都要走了,不能拥抱一下告别吗”!

 

看着Chandler落寞走回房间的背影,好想冲上去告诉他:不要难过,还没有结束呀!

 

那时候的Chandler真的是帅呆了呢!真的,不要难过,还没有结束!

 


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