An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison。The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden， but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.
He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply："For heaven sake, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the guns!"
At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote to his son telling him what happenedand asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plantyour potatoes."
One day， a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother："Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed："That's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied："My homework."
“All the kids make fun of me” the boy cried to his mother. “They say I have a big head”
“Don't listen to them.” his mother comforted him. “You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”
“Where's the shopping bag?”
“I haven't got one, use your hat.”
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind abush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely：“ Woof,woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for its life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said： "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"