小学生英语笑话带翻译-我只想安静的笑会儿 hahah

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爱笑的人,运气总不会太差,那么你喜欢笑么?这里笑话网小编收集整理了好些搞笑的小学生英语笑话带翻译,一起来看看吧!说不定能点中你的笑血哦!

  小学生英语笑话带翻译一:关于暴雨的英文笑话 预测天气

  A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "It will rain tomorrow." The next day it rained.

  一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处进行拍摄。一天,一个印度老人来到导演面前对他说:“明天会下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。

  A week later, the Indian went up to the director again and said, "There will be a storm tomorrow." The next day there was a storm.

  一周以后,印度人又来了,他告诉导演说:“明天会有暴风雨。”果然,第二天有暴风雨。

  "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

  “这个印度人真神,”导演说。他告诉他的秘书去雇佣这个印度人来预测天气。

  However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

  然而,几次预测天气成功之后,这个印度人连续两周没有露面。

  Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot an important scene tomorrow," said the director. "And I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

  最后,导演派人把这个印度人请来了。导演对他说:“我明天必须拍摄一个很重要的场景,全都指望你了,明天天气如何啊?”

  The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he said. "My radio is broken."

  这个印度人耸了耸肩说道:“我不知道,我的收音机坏了。”

  小学生英语笑话带翻译二:宁愿给你买一件礼物

  While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

  旅途中,妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。

  "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

  “没关系”,他说,“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。

  Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

  妈妈沉思片刻后回答说,“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。

  小学生英语笑话带翻译三:超速行驶的原因

  harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.

  哈里与劳埃德超速行驶,一辆警车拦住了他们。

  "why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

  “你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。

  "our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

  “我们的刹车不好,因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

  小学生英语笑话带翻译四:哦!看那S-car

  There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.

  曾经有只蜗牛,它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。

  Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.

  他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况。

  After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.

  逛了一圈之后,它决定买Datson 240-Z。

  So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

  去了最近的Datsun经销店,去买Datson 240-Z,但是它想把这辆车重新刷漆,改称240-S。

  The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

  经销商问:“为什么是S呢?”

  The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.

  蜗牛回答说:“‘s’代表蜗牛。

  I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

  我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车。”

  Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,

  经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会,

  so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

  所以他同意收取些许费用,把车重新涂漆。

  The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.

  蜗牛开着它的新车,把自己的余生都用在了快乐地高速行使在告诉公路上。

  And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

  而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候,都会说:“哦!看那S-car 。”




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