【英文冷笑话精选】

VOA_BBC英语 2018-08-29 08:05:32

1)


Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?


A: He’s afraid of the mouse!


鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse:


mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标;老鼠;胆小羞怯的人


 


2)


Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?


A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.


week和weak同音:


week [wiːk] n. 周,星期


weak [wiːk] adj. 疲软的;虚弱的;无力的;不牢固的


 


3)


Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?


A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.


catch有抓住的意思,catch a cold是感冒的意思


4)


Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?


A: It was a fish tank.


tank n. 坦克;水槽;池塘


fish tank  鱼缸,金鱼缸


5)


Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?


A: It waves.


wave有波涛翻滚的意思,也有挥手致意的意思


wave [weɪv]


n. 波动;波浪;高潮;挥手示意;卷曲


vt. 卷(烫)发;向…挥手示意;使成波浪形


vi. 波动;起伏;挥手示意;摇动;呈波形


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