给一篇简单的6年级以内的英语小笑话带中文 不要对话

GAI嘻哈 2018-10-15 17:07:21
  Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

  Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
  Slow".

  汤姆的借口

  老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
  汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行。"

  DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?

  One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and
  saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very
  pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and
  said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim.
  What happened? Did your father help you?"
  "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all
  myself," said Tim.

  你爸爸帮你了吗?

  一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。老师很高兴
  ,同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说:"蒂姆,你这次的作业全都
  做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?"
  "不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做了。"

  英语幽默笑话

  Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
  and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
  汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
  吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
  附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.

  Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
  and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
  汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
  吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
  附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.

  圣诞节英语笑话

  Peace and love for you at Christmas from all your students.
  祝老师圣诞节充满平安和爱。

  Wishing you a sparkling Christmas and bright happy New Year!
  May the season bring much pleasure to you.
  愿你的圣诞光彩夺目,愿你的新年灿烂辉煌!佳节快乐!

  Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas
  season.
  愿你拥有圣诞节所有美好的祝福。

  Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.
  祝节日幸福如意。

  Hope all your Christmas dreams come true!
  愿你所有的圣诞梦想都成真!

  英语短笑话

  一:She Didn"t Say Anything
  A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn"t sayanything.”

  二:I Have Turned It Over
  A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s
  too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
  The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and
  then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the
  sheet over. Is that all right?”

  英语四级笑话

  一妇女经常光顾一家古董店,但几乎从不买什么东西,却总是对商品和价格吹毛求疵。对于那妇女的粗暴抱怨,经理和她的销售员总是应付了事,但是有一天她做得太过分了。“为什么你们店里总是不能得到我想要的东西?”那名妇女指责说。

  职员脸上带着微笑,沉着地回答道:“也许是因为我们太有礼貌了。”

  A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grumpy complaints in stride, but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your
  shop?" demanded the woman. U %o= +Gc ]h:,.KMu

  Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, "You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!"

  Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.

  "Heavens!" the officer said. "Has that silly man really shot himself?"

  He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. "I'm sorry, sir," he said, "but I missed again."

  彼得十八岁那年参了军,他需要参加几个月的学习以成为一名好士兵。彼得在其他方面都做得很好,但是射击不行。一天他和伙伴们练习射击,除了彼得其他人都没有问题。他射了九次,一次也没有命中目标。这时,教新兵射击的教官说:“彼得,你看来是没希望了,不要连最后一发子弹都浪费掉!去那堵墙后面用它向自己打一枪吧。”

  彼得感到非常惭愧。他走到那堵墙后面。几分钟后,教官和新兵们听到一声枪响。

  “上帝!”教官叫起来,“难道那个笨蛋真的朝自己开枪了?”

  他急忙跑到那堵墙后面,发现彼得安然无恙。“对不起,长官,”他说,“我还是没有命中。”

  First Flight第一次坐飞机
  Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
  约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机,他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道。所以,有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时,约翰逊先生非常担心,不敢接受。不过,由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的,约翰逊先生终于被说服了,登上了飞机。

  His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
  他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行。约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落,所以他吓得紧闭双眼。

  After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
  过了一两分钟,他睁开双眼朝窗外望去,接着对朋友说道:“看下面那些人,他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小,是不是?”

  "Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground." “那些就是蚂蚁,”他的朋友答道,“我们还在地面!"

 

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