古代笑话VS西电ACM谢氏大闸蟹---祝大家六一儿童节快乐!

西电导航 2019-09-13 16:48:04

六一儿童节到了,祝大家节日快乐!今天的故事是:

古代笑话-训子(万字难写) 


文言文版

富翁子不识字,人劝以延师训之。先学“一”字是一画,次“二”字二画,次“三”

字三画。其子便欣然投笔,告父曰:“儿已都晓字义,何用师为?”父喜之,乃谢去。一日,父欲招万姓者饮,命子晨起治状,至午不见写成。父往询之,子患曰:“姓亦多矣,如何偏姓万。自早至今,才得五百画着哩!”



白话文版:


富翁的儿子不认识字,别人劝他请老师来教他。一开始,学“一”字,是画了一划,接着学“二”字,画了两划,之后学“三”字,画了三划。富翁的儿子高兴地扔下笔,向父亲报告说:“儿子已经知道写字是怎么回事了,还要老师干什么?”父亲大喜,于是将老师辞去。一天,父亲想请一位姓万的人来喝酒,命儿子早起写一个请帖,到了中午还没写好。父亲跑去询问,儿子为难地说:“姓这么多,为什么偏姓万,从早上到现在,才画了五百划!”



It's hard to write ten thousand.


英文版(百度翻译版):效果相当好 (以后毕业设计可以,用百度先翻译一下,再修改)


The rich man's son did not know the words, others advised him to ask the teacher to teach him.Start, "one" word is painting a stroke, then "two" word, drew two strokes. After learning "three words" and drew three strokes. The rich man's son happily threw down the pen and report to the father said: "I already know how to write is how to return a responsibility, but also the teacher?" His father was overjoyed, so the teacher resigned. One day, his father would like to ask a people who's surname is "wan" (ten thousand)  to drink,from early morning,the son write an invitation to noon not yet written. The father ran to ask, son embarrassed to say: "so much, why partial name "wan", from the morning until now, only to draw the five hundred row!"




今有西电学子,谢同学,家住苏州阳澄湖附近(这个还需要查查),获得全班最高奖学金(这个确定),一日同学在QQ群上说:“得奖学金后该请客,请吃大闸蟹一只”,过了几分钟,QQ群中出现一只手绘谢氏大闸蟹,如下图



谢氏大闸蟹,可红烧,可清蒸

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价廉物美


同学说:“我想要 10000只这大闸谢!” 


又过了几分钟 qq上出现了谢同学留言,货已发出,请查收!


果真10000只啊!

一只都不少啊!



不愧西电卓越班同学,参加过ACM程序设计竞赛,那个古代富翁应该早点请这位谢同学当家教老师!

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