学英语闹过哪些笑话?请开始你的表演!哈哈哈哈

新概念英语 2018-12-05 11:00:01

学英语有时候可以变得很有趣,

比如因为文化差异引起的小误会,

又或者是语言表达习惯产生的小尴尬,

就是那种当时可能还不觉得会怎样,

之后想起突然便脸红心跳起来,

而如果大胆说给别人听,

还能成为让大家开心的素材。

正如一句话说的那样:

有什么不开心的事情,说出来让大家开心一下啊!

然后,居然有这么一些没心没肺的网友,

勇敢道出了学英语时发生过的趣事(qiu shi)!

请扶好你的下巴!




1

肥皂片要开始了,请前排就坐!




It’s a summer evening and I was passing by the basketball court, I said hello to an acquaintance  who was playing basketball with sweat falling down from his face, so I said to him, “You are so hot, aren’t you! “Then I saw him smiling at me oddly! BTW, I’m a boy. Then I realized what happened to that smile after a while! So embarrassing and thinking of explaining everything to him sometime!

 

一个夏天的傍晚我正经过篮球场的时候,看到一个熟人汗流浃背的在打球,就跟他打个招呼说:你一定很热(hot)吧!但是我看到他对我奇怪的笑了笑,我是男的!我马上意识到怎么回事了,他以为我在说“你好性感哦!”尴尬极了,正想着要怎么跟他解释!




在英语中hot, 可以是热的, 烫的, 辣的, 还有性感的意思! hot girl指的就是性感女郎,辣妹! hot pot才是火锅!



2

为了家庭和睦,同学你得赶紧匿了!




Once when I talked with my American friends about something interesting in my family, I wanted to say that my mom would tell some lies to tease my dad. But I said my mom cheated on him… After a long time, I started to realize my mistake and understand the sympathy my friends showed me.


有一次我和我的美国朋友聊起我家的趣事,我原本想说,我妈会撒谎(lie)逗我爸玩儿。但是说出来的却是“My mom cheated on him(我妈对我爸不忠)”……很久之后,我才意识到自己的错误,终于明白为啥朋友们都对我表示同情。

 


很多人常常将cheat和lie混为一谈,但其实两者有很大区别。Lie表示说谎、撒谎,而cheat则指欺诈、欺骗,cheat on可表示对配偶或伴侣不忠。



3

老奶奶倒了都不扶,就服(扶)你!




When I traveled in Bali I wanted some matcha-flavored ice cream, but I didn't remember how to say matcha in English. At that moment, I saw the "mocha-flavored" ice cream on the menu and I was very excited, thinking, "Wow! Another Chinglish!" (Matcha in Chinese pinyin is "mocha".) But it turned out that it was the flavor of a kind of coffee…


我在巴厘岛旅行时,想点一份抹茶口味冰淇淋,但我不记得用英语如何说“抹茶(matcha)”。当时,我看见菜单上有“mocha-flavored(摩卡口味)”冰淇淋,于是我一激动,心想,“哇!又是一个中式英语(摩卡的英文拼写mocha和抹茶的中文拼音相同)”。结果,mocha-flavored实际上是一种咖啡口味……




4

这位同学,gate和gay也能听错???

 



Once an passenger come and talk to me!

一次有个路人走过来跟我说话!

 

Passenger: Where is the gate?

I: I'm not gay.

Passenger: ???

路人:大门(gate)在哪里?(错:那个gay在哪里?)

我:我不是gay。

路人:(懵逼)




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所以同学,要谈谈收购商店的事宜吗?

 



Once when I went shopping and needed to pay, I took out my bank card.

有一次,我去买东西,付款时我拿出银行卡。

 

Salesgirl: Is this chip?

Me: No, it's expensive.

Salesgirl: What??

售货员:芯片卡吗?(chip发音同cheap接近)

我:不,很贵

售货员:啥?




6

嗯,这个用肢体语言还真有难度!

 





The awkward experience when I tried to buy a snap-on case for my HTC in Oxford:

我的糗事是,当我在牛津给我的HTC手机买手机壳时:

 

Me: Hey, I want a snap-on case for my HTC G qi (the Chinese pinyin for seven).

Salesman: For what?

Me: G qi.

Salesman: What?

Me: G! Qi!

Salesman: G… what?

Me: … G seven.

我:嗨,我想要一个HTC G七。

售货员:啥?

我:G七

售货员:啥?

我:G!七!

售货员:G啥?

我:……G seven



所以,看着别人的这些糗事,

内心是否跟我一样笑得跟个傻子似的!

如果你非要问为什么没有笑出声?

毕竟,是过来人,也中过!

So,what about you? 

请在留言中开始你的表演!

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