英语小笑话

爱英语街 2018-11-15 12:20:11

1"Your Honor, I want to bringto your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. Hearrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What'smore, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at thedefendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendantlooked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"  

"法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。" 法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?" 被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"


 

2A husband, proving to his wifethat women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men useon average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. Shethought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twiceas many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said,"What?" 

丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果,为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000个字,而女人每天使用30000个。妻子想了一会儿说,女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍,因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。他问:"什么?"




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