1、"Your Honor, I want to bringto your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. Hearrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What'smore, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at thedefendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendantlooked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。" 法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文？" 被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！"
2、A husband, proving to his wifethat women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men useon average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. Shethought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twiceas many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said,"What?"